sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

magicbuffet:

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

saving the ozone layer one anxiety at a time

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm